All Hail Chairman MUN!Brought to you by Timothy s/o Santok Singh
The bells tolled, a band played and the crowd went crazy.
"
Habemus rector( leader) not rectum!" they chanted again and again, upstaging the official announcement.
"We have a Chairman!"
Yes, the smoke really was white, although we had to endure 10 minutes of agonising uncertainty.
When it first appeared from the chimney of the temasek sports complex, it appeared grey (could be due to the students smoking at the nearby reservoir), and people were cautious.
It wasn't pure white, but it didn't look black either. The cardinals(Father Kevin john II, Timothy VI, Kevin Chen XVI) seemed to be teasing us. The Crowd surged
But the smoke was a full hour earlier than expected, suggesting that the conclave of loathers had reached a decision in near record time.
And to everyone's delight, they had.
The class members were
not really anxious to witness the announcement
As hope turned to certainty, an
Unexcited throng surged forward towards St Timothy's basilisca everyone anxious to secure vantage points.
Lai Kum and Pei Li ran into the square, anxious to discover the identity of the Class's new leader. As cardinal Kevin john II appeared in the form of an sms to make the announcement.
He smsed the name of the unlucky new chairman, and immediately the suspense was over.
The surname Lee could mean only one thing. The confirmation of his name, Yew Mun, was the cue for more applause. Class members were cheering over escaping the burden required and managing to sabotage their fellow mates.
The man in charge of the band had clearly not read the script, and the musicians launched into a triumphant marching number.
The cardinal on the balcony paused, but realised he was never going to silence them. The new chair man, he continued, would be known as
Chairman MUN!Many in the crowd seemed overcome by the emotion of an occasion they may never witness again.(Unless kana retain)
Disclaimer
The above report was adapted from BBC NEWS uk. edition Actual version can be view at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4463017.stm